Many Marriage Proposals

This is my horoscope for the day-----One of the best things you have to offer the world is your sparkling wit. Bring it out in full force today and have some fun with other witty people. Flirting can be fun whether you have plans of following through or not---if you're with someone who understands there is nothing behind it. Flirt away and have some good clean fun. You may learn some new techniques that will come in handy later.

About an hour after reading this----the maintenance man for my apartment arrived. We always joke and do some big time flirting. Today he was a little more serious and after a few minutes of some chit-chat, he asked me if I would please think about marrying him.
He explained, he would sign a legal paper saying he would never take any money or any of my possessions. I just had to marry him, not even sleep with him, if I didn't want to! Then he could go back to the U.S. legally.
He had been there legally in the past, but after he returned to Mexico the U.S. had cracked-down on immigrations. He had in the past even crossed into Texas via the Rio Grande. Now it would cost him about five thousand dollars, just to get in the line for illegal crossing.
I then told him my story of having no passport and a ticket to Mexico----several years ago while staying at my daughters house in the U.S. her home was robbed. My passport was stolen! I had an airline ticket but no passport. Being funny I told my daughter I thought I'd fly to California, take a bus to the Mexican border and swim the Rio Grande. I was sure I would be the first person swimming into Mexico, not out of Mexico. She thought it was a fantastic idea. I would need to have someone film it. She was sure I'd become famous and probably rich from all the talk-shows. I still think it would be a wonderfully, crazy thing. My biggest problem is I'm not sure but I think I might drown.
My flirting companion, loved the story. We flirted a bit more and then he told me he was just joking, because his wife would kill him before we could ever be married.
I have had several of these proposition's for marriage, and so far never lost my head and agreed to any of them. But, many a woman has, and then found themselves in a long, expensive divorce.